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Thursday, September 9, 2010

I was thinking today, and I decided.

In the very last Harry Potter book *spoiler alert* Voldemort kicks the shit out of Harry.

Me: on a good day.

But seriously, the literature of this generation is pretty sad. Some girl today was talking about what books kids would be reading in 10-20 years and their classroom, and mentioning books like Twilight and it scared the shit out of me. The day where high school changes from reading actual writers, into this vampire bullshit will be the day the schools need to be molotov'd. Shakespeare? I'll probably continue about this later tonight, at the moment it just bothered me enough to make an impromtu post about it.

Hey! Shakespeare! Meet the hero in modern-day lit: the douche bag.


  1. Harry Poterr is significantly better then Twilight, but not as epic as LOTRO

  2. Yea, I wouldn't mind Lord of the Rings. Don't get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, its just I couldn't see it being put in a literature class and being taught. Then again, balzac was an awful writer, but he still is taught in certain places. Oh well xD I'll think about it as I'm out walking about today.

  3. that is quite the nightmarish possibility.

    Although, molotoving solves all of the the world's problems :D

  4. Twilight is the absolute worst thing to come out of Hollywood since "The Room".

  5. Yeah, that shit sickens me too dude. The music, moves, and books. It's all crap.

  6. Thank god for Stephen King. He's one of our only hopes atm.